I have an AI agent that logs every negative comment someone makes about me online.

It then creates a profile of the person, maps all of their social connections, and finds all their emails.

Tomorrow morning, my AI agent will sent out an email blast to everyone's extended social network, detailing the horrible things they've said about me.

Just kidding, it's not just to their social network, but to the extended network of everyone they know as well.

I'm for real just kidding on all of this.

Make sure you're in bed on time tonight.